this is getting out of hand
today in religion we were talking about angels and our religion teacher said whoever can name the most angels gets five extra credit points on the test and all these kids tried and they only named like two but when I went I named nine and my teacher started to cry because she thought I was this huge religion and angel lover when really I just know the angels names from supernatural
*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*
Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.
can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”
Passive aggressive notes are the best.
there was nothing passive about the second one..
me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject
The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).
Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
What does that say
i think it says buy Applause on iTunes
THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013
On of the better endings to a show, Futuramas writers were crazy smart
Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive
i cant fucking believe you guys