ronaldtherapist:

this is getting out of hand

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posted 11 hours ago with 151,088 notes

winterackles:

today in religion we were talking about angels and our religion teacher said whoever can name the most angels gets five extra credit points on the test and all these kids tried and they only named like two but when I went I named nine and my teacher started to cry because she thought I was this huge religion and angel lover when really I just know the angels names from supernatural

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posted 12 hours ago with 180,206 notes

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

posted 12 hours ago with 207,175 notes

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

posted 14 hours ago with 95,099 notes

an-angels-laugh:

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

GOD BLESS

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)

posted 17 hours ago with 319,269 notes

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posted 18 hours ago with 52,862 notes

lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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posted 18 hours ago with 72,565 notes

Plot Twist

evilsupplyco:

spookymeon:

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.

Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).

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posted 23 hours ago with 38,614 notes

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posted 23 hours ago with 107,901 notes

twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

posted 1 day ago with 42,649 notes

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

posted 1 day ago with 410,267 notes

thelegendofluiss:

penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

i think it says buy Applause on iTunes

posted 1 day ago with 177,233 notes

brispyedges:

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

On of the better endings to a show, Futuramas writers were crazy smart

posted 1 day ago with 165,539 notes

owlapin:

owlapin:

Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive

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i cant fucking believe you guys

posted 1 day ago with 46,633 notes
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thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

(Source: foxdear)

posted 1 day ago with 94,350 notes